Wednesday, July 14, 2010

#6: SALEM: trapdoor

"It's all blurred out, hey bitch, I can't see ya,
It's all blurred out, hey bitch, I can't see ya,
It's all blurred out, hey bitch, I can't see ya."

solution: optometry

Friday, July 9, 2010

#5 big boi ft. gucci mane: shine blockas


"I'm on my grind shawty,
Don't block my shine shawty.
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
Chill a little, sit a minute.
I can't close my safe no more,
Cause I got too much money in it."

solution: direct deposit

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

#4: david guetta feat. akon: sexy bitch


"She's nothing like the girl you've ever seen before.
Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore.
I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful."

solution: Roget's Thesaurus

Friday, October 9, 2009

#3: band of horses: is there a ghost


"I could sleep
I could sleep
I could sleep
I could sleep
When I lived alone
Is there a ghost in my house?"

solution: ambien and ghostbusters

Band of Horses: Is There a Ghost (Official Video)

(post credit: granny quarters)


Sunday, October 4, 2009

#2: the isley brothers: who's that lady



Who's that lady (who's that lady)
Beautiful lady (who's that lady)
Lovely lady (who's that lady)
Real fine lady (who's that lady)


solution: ask name

Friday, October 2, 2009

#1: chamillionaire: ridin'



"my music so loud
i'm swangin
they hopin'
that they 'gon catch me ridin' dirty"

solution: turn your music down

Chamillionaire: Ridin' (Official Video)